Crazy bus, crazy bus
Riding on the crazy bus
Riding up, riding down,
Driven by a funny clown.

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony,
High as a plane or a balloon-y.
Crazy bus, come ride with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride.
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus.
Don't make a fuss, just come with us.

Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus.

A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom.
A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom.
So let's go!
Let's go!
Let's GOOOOOO!

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony,
High as a plane or a balloon-y.
Crazy bus, come ride with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride.
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus.
Don't make a fuss, just come with us.

Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus
Crazy
Bus
Crazy!