More exciting than finding that one last container of Chinese food in the back of the fridge—that fuzzy green stuff is supposed to be there, right?—it's...

SEASON 5 of FETCH! WITH RUFF RUFFMAN!

Oh, man, oh, man, I can't wait to show you everything we have in store.

First there are SIX BRAND-NEW FETCHers. So put your paws together and give a big FETCH! welcome to EMMIE, JAY, MARC, MARCO, RUBYE, and SHREYA! We are going to have so much fun together.

What's going to happen this season, you ask? Totally awesome stuff, like getting stranded on Game Show Island! Possibly haunted mansions! Boxing matches! Furniture made of cheese (don't ask)! Bear-proof picnic baskets! Hidden gold! And TONS MORE!

But, is that all the information a dog can give? NO! We also have cool new pix in the photo gallery; everything you need to know about the new FETCHers in FETCHer 101; plus fantastic video clips, including the off-the-leash "Season 5 Rap" and behind-the-scenes interviews with the new FETCHers, all in our brand-new, state-of-the-art, totally stylin' video player!

In conclusion, I just wanted to calmly add: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Always fascinating, always entertaining, always…