What are your favorite books? Mr. Haney likes these:
Hooray for Diffendoofer Day by Dr. Seuss, Jack Prelutsky, Lane Smith
Diffendoofer School is a remarkable place. It may remind you of your school and then again, it may not.
Miss Nelson Is Missing by Harry Allard and James Marshall
The kids in room 207 sometimes take advantage of Miss Nelson's sweet nature. When Miss Viola Swamp takes over the class, behavior improves!
Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School by Louis Sachar
How many meals will Miss Mush have to cook for the food to taste as bad as it smells? This book is filled with wacky stories and math problems.
Teach Us, Amelia Bedelia by Peggy Parish
Substitute teacher Amelia Bedelia sometimes seems a trifle confused, but in the end everything turns out fine. I would offer her a permanent position any day.