Oh, they came looking
For the wide Missouri River,
In North Dakota,
Where the big sunflowers grow.
"Are we heading east or west?
Which way is better than the rest?"
They kept on asking,
"Which way should we go?"
Oh, they're the Baxters,
And they came to explore
A land where they
Have never been before!
Oh, they're the Baxters!
They just don't have a clue
How to find their way
By foot or by canoe.
Oh, they're the Baxters!
They don't know where they are
Because they left their map
Back in the car.
Oh, they're the Baxters!
They left their map in the car.
They left their map
Back in the car!