Aaah, Mother Nature...

So vast, so smart. And with such good taste!

Let me explain.

As you know, people are always CLAIMING to find vegetables that look like someone famous. Maybe it's a potato that looks like Abraham Lincoln. Or broccoli that looks like the Queen of England. Or even a mushroom that looks like Chet. (Actually, between you and me, I think ALL mushrooms look like Chet. It's kind of weird.)

But when you go and actually look at the vegetable, it never REALLY looks like the celebrity -- even if you turn your head at an angle and kind of squint.

That is, until now. Just take a look at that pumpkin over there! And right in time for Halloween!

Isn't it incredible? Not only does it look just like me, but it even says FETCH! right there on the side. Have you ever seen anything so incredible? (And don't even bother thinking about it, because the answer is: no, you haven't!)

Of all the billions of pumpkins Mother Nature has ever created, FINALLY perfection has been achieved: that once-in-a-millennium balance of nature, art, dogness, and...

I'm sorry, what's that Blossom?

A jack-o-what? Jack-o-lantern? You mean, this was carved by an actual FETCH fan, and NOT by Mother Nature?

(*ahem*)

Well... that's even MORE impressive. I've always wanted my likeness captured on a squash...

Oh, it IS a Happy Halloween!

Always fascinating, always entertaining, always...