Hi. I got an AWARD for being "the Second Most Stylish Host of a Reality Game Show"! Of course, I don't have a web-cam yet, so I guess you can't see it. But if you could, you'd be impressed!

I got the award the same day I filmed a promo for FETCH in a Bumblebee Costume. And the zipper broke. Anyway, I just found my To-Do List for that day.

MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE ACCEPTING AWARD AT 8 P.M.

From 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.:

1. Get out of this Bee Costume. (Can't do anything else til I get out of this Bee Costume.)
2. Manicure
3. Pedicure
4. Write Acceptance Speech
5. Put on snazzy tuxedo
6. Spend an hour in front of mirror striking poses and saying in best James Bond accent: "Ruffman. Ruff Ruffman."
7. Eat at fancy restaurant with other award recipients, including former South African President Nelson Mandela, Nobel Physicist Murray Gell-Mann, and that chihuahua from those taco commercials.

Okay. Now it's 2 p.m. I have to revise the List a little. From 2 p.m. to 5 p.m.:

1. Get out of this Bee Costume.
2. Manicure
3. Pedicure
4. Write Acceptance Speech
5. Put on tuxedo
6. Eat at restaurant

Okay. It's 5 p.m. now. I'm a little behind schedule, but easy enough to make up for lost time. From 5 p.m. to 7:45 p.m. I will do the following:

1. Get out of BEE COSTUME!

Anyway, I got my award. And if I had a web-cam, you'd be able to see that picture next to the award. Of me. Accepting the award. In a bee costume. Maybe I don't really need to get that web-cam.

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