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Q: Where does Abraham Lincoln have his mail sent to?
A: His Gettysburg Address
Scott from Tucson, 5th grade
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Miner#1: We should get home, it's almost 5:00.
Miner#2: So?
Miner#1: 5:00, it's gold rush hour!
Rachel from Burnsville, 5th grade
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Q: Where did the general hide his armies?
A: In his sleevies.
Joel from Elm Springs, 5th grade
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Q. If Grover Cleveland was a dog what would his name be?
A. Rover Cleveland
Scott from Tucson, 5th grade
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Miner 1#: I found a gold nugget.
Miner 2#: No you idiot, that's a chicken nugget.
Willie from Burnsville, 5th grade
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Q: Where are you going with your pajamas?
A: I'm going to the river bed.
Jennifer from Burnsville, 5th grade
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Q: Why are the miners in such good shape?
A: They rushed to find the gold.
Jimmy from Burnsville, 5th grade
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Q: Who invented an airplane that couldn't fly?
A: The Wrong Brothers
Jennifer from Burnsville, 5th grade
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Q: Why did the football
coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback.
Elizabeth
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Q: What is black and white and read
all over?
A newspaper
Molly from Austinburg, 3rd grade
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Q: What is an astronaut's favorite place on a keyboard?
A: The space bar
Jennifer from Burnsville, 5th grade
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Q: What discovery did Daniel Boone make in his sleep?
A: The Slumberland Nap!
Ellen from Ames, IA, 5th grade
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Q: Why didn't the dinosaur skeleton just walk out of the museum?
A: He didn't have the guts!
William from Eudora, 2nd grade
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