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Q: Why did the writer go blank?
A: Because he was rubbing his eraser on his head.
Ashley from Glenburnie, 4th grade
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Q: What do you get when you combine a stage and a coach?
A: You get a Stagecoach.
Sabrina from Auburn, 4th grade
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Q: Who is a dog's favorite baseball player?
A: Babe Ruff.
Amanda from Rockvale , TN
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Man: Waiter, waiter, I've got a fly In my soup!
Waiter: Shhh! Or everyone will want one!
Alyssa from Rainer, 4th grade
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1. Knock knock.
2. Who's there?
3. Apple.
4. Appple who?
5. Apple pie!
Erica from Rockaway, 2nd grade
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: So it could get to the other side
Tonya from Wisconsin, 1st grade
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Q: What do baby cats wear?
A: Dipurrs.
Carlos from New York, 2nd grade
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Q: Why did George Washington cross the Deleware?
A: To get to the other side.
Sara from Fremont, 1st grade
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Q: What comes after the first day of school?
A: The next day of school.
Amy from Cement City, 3rd grade
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