9. William Henry Harrison
When I was elected, I was so excited that I sat down and wrote the best inauguration speech ever! ...Well, it was the longest one, anyway. I spoke for two whole hours on inauguration day. I was proud of myself for saying all those things I wanted to say. Too bad it was really cold and windy that day. I caught a cold that turned into deadly pneumonia, and I was laid to rest only a month after becoming president. So I was the president who talked the longest and served the shortest. Guess I should have known when to call it quits!