SETTING: A park.
(Basketball Player enters dribbling an imaginary basketball and squats as if sitting on an imaginary bench.) (Reader approaches.)
Reader: Whatcha doin'?
Basketball Player: Sitting on the red bench.
Reader: Can I join you?
Basketball Player: Sure.
(Reader sits too.) (Head-Phones Girl approaches.)
Head-Phones Girl: Whatcha doin'?
All: Sitting on the red bench.
Head-Phones Girl: Can I join?
All: Sure.
(Head-Phones Girl sits. Hand-Held Video Game Boy approaches.)
Hand-Held Video Game Boy: Whatcha doin'?
All: Sitting on the red bench.
Hand-Held Video Game Boy: Can I join?
All: Sure.
(Hand-Held Video Game Boy. Yo-Yoers approach.)
Yo-Yoers: Whatcha doin'?
All: Sitting on the red bench.
Yo-Yoers: Can we join you?
All: Sure.
(Yo-Yoers sit. Bench Girl enters.)
Bench Girl: Whatcha doin'?
All: Sitting on the red bench.
Bench Girl: You mean the one my dad moved over there?
(Bench Girl points in the opposite direction. People on bench all fall.) |