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SETTING: Inside a castle. Different crowns rest on a sign in the background that says, "Act One." For this play, all you need are two actors and a narrator. But, each actor plays more than one part! To switch parts, actors switch crowns or hats. Except for Narrator, all parts are said in a sing-song voice, like an opera.
Jessica-Narrator:
Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us for a night at the opera. This evening's performance is entitled, "I've Come To Marry The Princess" or "How To Make A Royal Mess." (Zoe puts on Prince Crown to become Prince.)
Zoe-Prince:
I've come to marry the Princess. (Ray puts on Guard hat to become Guard.)
Ray-Guard:
I'll have to ask the King! (Zoe-Prince puts on King crown to become King and is standing on other side of Guard.)
Ray-Guard:
Someone's here to marry the Princess!
Zoe-King:
I'll have to ask the Queen! (Ray-Guard puts on Queen crown to become Queen.)
Zoe-King:
Someone's here to marry our daughter!
Ray-Queen:
I'll have to ask her! (Zoe-King puts on Princess crown to become Princess.)
Ray-Queen:
Someone's here to marry you!
Zoe-Princess:
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! (Zoe-Princess puts on King crown to become King.)
Ray-Queen:
(To the King.) No-no-nonono! (Ray-Queen puts on Guard hat crown to become Guard.)
Zoe-King:
(To Guard.) No-no-nonono! (Zoe-King puts on Prince crown to become Prince.)
Ray-Guard:
(To Prince.) No-no-nonono!
Zoe-Prince:
Off to the dungeon! (Zoe-Prince takes Ray-Guard off to the dungeon.)
Zoe-Prince:
(To King.) I've come to marry the Princess! (Zoe-Prince puts on King crown to become King. Switches sides.)
Zoe-King:
I'll have to ask the Queen!
Zoe-King:
Someone's here to marry our Princess! (Ray-Guard puts on Queen crown to become Queen.)
Ray-Queen:
I'll have to ask her!
Ray-Queen:
Someone's here to marry you! (Zoe-King puts on Princess crown to become Princess.)
Zoe-Princess:
No-no-nonono! (Zoe-Princess puts on Queen crown to become Queen.)
Zoe-Queen:
(To King.) No-no-nonono! (Zoe-Queen puts on King crown to become King.)
Zoe-King:
(To Prince.) No-no-nonono! (Zoe-King puts on Prince crown to become Prince and switches sides.)
Zoe-Prince:
Off to the dungeon! (Zoe-Prince puts on King crown to become King and switches sides.) (Zoe-Prince takes Zoe-King (herself) off to dungeon. Prince comes back.)
Zoe-Prince:
I've come to marry the Princess!
Ray-Queen:
I'll have to ask her!
Ray-Queen:
Someone's here to marry you! (Zoe-Prince puts on Princess crown to become Princess.)
Zoe-Princess:
No-no-nonono!
Ray-Queen:
(To Prince.) No-no-nonono! (Zoe-Princess puts on Prince crown to become Prince.)
Zoe-Prince:
Off to the dungeon!
Zoe-Prince:
(To Princess.) I've come to marry you! (Zoe-Prince puts on Princess crown to become Princess and changes sides.)
Zoe-Princess:
NO-NO-NONONO!
Zoe-Princess:
Off to the dungeon! (Zoe-Princess takes Zoe-Prince (herself) off to the dungeon.)
Zoe-Princess:
(Speaking) Alone at last!
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