Person waiting for the call:
(Speaking aloud to herself reading newspaper that says "President Finds Shoe")

I can't believe the President is calling to congratulateme for finding her lucky shoe.

(Phone rings. Person waiting for the call goes to answer it.)

Maybe that's her now. Hello.

Caller number 1:
Hello, Eddie darling. Are you going to pick me up? It's eight o'clock!

Person waiting for the call:
I'm sorry, there's no Eddie here. You have the wrong number.

(Hangs up phone. Phone rings again.)

Person waiting for the call:
(Picking up phone.)

Hello?

Caller number 2:
Hi, how's the old ranch Eddie?

Person waiting for the call:
Uh, sorry but there's no Eddie here. You must have the wrong number.

(Hangs up. Phone rings again.)

Person waiting for the call:
(Picking up phone.)

Hello?

Caller number 3:
Hello Eddie. Please come pick me up right away! I have an important meeting to go to!

Person waiting for the call:
Sorry, but you definitely have the wrong number!

(Hangs up phone. Phone rings again.)

Person waiting for the call:
Hello?

Caller number 4:
Bonjour Eddie! Comment vas tu?

Person waiting for the call:
Sorry, there's no Eddie here!

(Hangs up phone. Phone rings again.)

Person waiting for the call:
Hello?

Caller number 5:
Hello is Eddie there? Can you come over to my house and play? My dad just built this great treehouse!

Person waiting for the call:
Listen, for the last time, there's NO EDDIE here!

(Hangs up phone. Phone rings again.)

Person waiting for the call:
Hello?

Caller number 6:
Hi, this is Eddie. Any calls for me?

Person waiting for the call:
(Person waiting for the call moans and shakes her head in disbelief.)

The End