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 SETTING: A park.
  (Basketball Player enters dribbling an imaginary basketball and squats as if sitting on an imaginary bench.) (Reader approaches.) 
Reader: Whatcha doin'? 
Basketball Player: Sitting on the red bench. 
Reader: Can I join you? 
Basketball Player: Sure. (Reader sits too.) (Head-Phones Girl approaches.) 
Head-Phones Girl: Whatcha doin'? 
All: Sitting on the red bench. 
Head-Phones Girl: Can I join? 
All: Sure. (Head-Phones Girl sits. Hand-Held Video Game Boy approaches.) 
Hand-Held Video Game Boy: Whatcha doin'? 
All: Sitting on the red bench. 
Hand-Held Video Game Boy: Can I join? 
All: Sure. (Hand-Held Video Game Boy. Yo-Yoers approach.) 
Yo-Yoers: Whatcha doin'? 
All: Sitting on the red bench. 
Yo-Yoers: Can we join you? 
All: Sure. (Yo-Yoers sit. Bench Girl enters.) 
Bench Girl: Whatcha doin'? 
All: Sitting on the red bench. 
Bench Girl: You mean the one my dad moved over there? (Bench Girl points in the opposite direction. People on bench all fall.) 
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