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SETTING: Park
(Seven characters are lined up next to each other in a park.)
Man in Trench Coat:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle) Psst! Hey! Wanna buy a duck?
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck) Wanna buy a duck?
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Old Man) Wanna buy a duck?
Old Man:
(to School Girl) Wanna buy a duck?
School Girl:
(to Very Young Girl) Wanna buy a duck?
Very Young Girl:
(to Man in Suit) Wanna buy a duck?
Man in Suit:
(to Very Young Girl) A what?
Very Young Girl:
(to School Girl) A what?
School Girl:
(to Old Man) A what?
Old Man:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck.) A what?
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle.) A what?
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Man in Trench Coat) A what?
Man in Trench Coat:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle ) A duck!
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck. ) A duck!
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Old Man ) A duck!
Old Man :
(to School Girl ) A duck!
School Girl:
(to Very Young Girl ) A duck!
Very Young Girl:
(to Man in Suit ) A duck!
Man in Suit:
(to Very Young Girl ) How much?
Very Young Girl:
(to School Girl ) How much?
School Girl:
(to Old Man ) How much?
Old Man:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck. ) How much?
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle. ) How much?
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Man in Trench Coat ) How much?
Man in Trench Coat:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle ) 5 bucks.
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck ) 5 bucks.
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Old Man ) 5 bucks.
Old Man:
(to School Girl ) 5 bucks.
School Girl:
(to Very Young Girl ) 5 bucks.
Very Young Girl:
(to Man in Suit ) 5 bucks.
Man in Suit:
(to Very Young Girl ) What's his name?
Very Young Girl:
(to School Girl ) What's his name?
School Girl:
(to Old Man ) What's his name?
Old Man:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck. ) What's his name?
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle. ) What's his name?
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Man in Trench Coat ) What's his name?
Man in Trench Coat:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle ) Dave.
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck ) Dave.
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Old Man ) Dave.
Old Man:
(to School Girl ) Dave.
School Girl:
(to Very Young Girl ) Dave.
Very Young Girl:
(to Man in Suit ) Dave.
Man in Suit:
(to Very Young Girl ) What does he eat?
Very Young Girl:
(to School Girl ) What does he eat?
School Girl:
(to Old Man ) What does he eat?
Old Man:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck. ) What does he eat?
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle. ) What does he eat?
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Man in Trench Coat ) What does he eat?
Man in Trench Coat:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle ) Bugs.
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck ) Bugs.
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Old Man ) Bugs.
Old Man:
(to School Girl ) Bugs.
School Girl:
(to Very Young Girl ) Bugs.
Very Young Girl:
(to Man in Suit ) Bugs.
Man in Suit:
(to Very Young Girl ) Is he allergic to anything?
Very Young Girl:
(to School Girl ) Is he allergic to anything?
School Girl:
(to Old Man ) Is he allergic to anything?
Old Man:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck. ) Is he allergic to anything?
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle. ) Is he allergic to anything?
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Man in Trench Coat ) Is he allergic to anything?
Man in Trench Coat:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle ) Bagels.
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck ) Bagels.
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Old Man ) Bagels.
Old Man:
(to School Girl ) Bagels.
School Girl:
(to Very Young Girl ) Bagels.
Very Young Girl:
(to Man in Suit ) Bagels.
Man in Suit:
(Nods seriously to Very Young Girl ) Hmmm.
Very Young Girl:
(Nods seriously to School Girl ) Hmmm.
School Girl:
(to Old Man ) Hmmm.
Old Man:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck. %) Hmmm.
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle. ) Hmmm.
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Man in Trench Coat ) Hmmm.
Man in Trench Coat:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle ) So you wanna buy this duck?
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck ) So you wanna buy this duck?
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Old Man ) So you wanna buy this duck?
Old Man:
(to School Girl ) So you wanna buy this duck?
School Girl:
(to Very Young Girl ) So you wanna buy this duck?
Very Young Girl:
(to Man in Suit ) So you wanna buy this duck?
Man in Suit:
(to Very Young Girl ) Nope.
Very Young Girl:
(to School Girl ) Nope.
School Girl:
(to Old Man ) Nope.
Old Man:
(to Nerdy Nervous Wreck. ) Nope.
Nerdy Nervous Wreck:
(to Glamorous Southern Belle. ) Nope.
Glamorous Southern Belle:
(to Man in Trench Coat ) Nope.
Man in Trench Coat:
(to Everyone ) NO?!
(Man in Trench Coat walks over to Man in Suit ) Why NOT?
Man in Suit:
(to Man in Trench Coat ) I already gotta duck!
(Man in Suit opens suit jacket and has a duck puppet cradled under his arm.) |
