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Q: Why was the forty-niner not able to drink beer?
A: He was a minor.
Bob from Bellevue, 3rd grade
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Q: What do you get when you cross some gold and a fever?
A: Gold fever.
Christopher from Abbottsford, 3rd grade
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Q: Why did Washington cross the Delaware on a cow?
A: Because he had a DAIRY important meeting.
Carmen from Hope Hull, 3rd grade
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Q: Why are the Wright brothers always right?
A: Because if they were wrong, they would be the Wrong brothers.
Josh from Laurel, 4th grade
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Q: Why was the doctor sick?
A: Because he had gold rush fever!
Jessica from Clebeland, 6th grade
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Q: Why did Washington cross the Delaware?
A: To get to the other side.
Catrin from South Bend, 7th grade
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Q: What is the fastest running mountain in the world ?
A: Mount Rushmore.
Caleigh from Prescott, 2nd grade
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Q: Why are you going to the river with your piggy bank?
A: I'm going to deposit my money in the river bank.
Kiki from El Centro, 7th grade
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Q: What grows between your nose and your chin?
A: Tulips.
Shannon from Woodstock, 2nd grade
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Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Lunch is on me!
Sierra from Greer, 6th grade
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
Jacey from Dayton, 5th grade
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Q: What Kind of music do mummies like to listen to?
A: Wrap music!
Krystal from Cedar Park, 3rd grade
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