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SETTING: A farm.
(Dog sneaks up behind Man eating his lunch. Man puts down his sandwich to take a sip of his drink and Dog steals the sandwich.)
Man:
Hey gimme back my sandwich! Stop! Come back here!
(Man starts chasing Dog. He comes to a fork in the road and Farmer raking his garden.)
Man:
Did a dog with a sandwich run by here a little bit ago?
Farmer:
Why yes he did!
Man:
Which way did he go?
Farmer:
Left.
Man:
Left? He went left?
Farmer:
Right.
Man:
Wait, he went right?
Farmer:
No, he went left.
Man:
O.K. So he went left?
Farmer:
Right!
Man:
(Very confused and impatient.) What? You just said he went left! Did he go right!!!!!!????
Farmer:
Wrong, he went left!
Man:
OK! So he went left?!
Farmer:
Right.
Man:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NEVER MIND! Jeeesh, you think ya know a guy!
(Man storms off. Farmer smiles and goes back to work. Dog comes on stage, eating the sandwich, smiling and barking.) |
